Horny Erdös Enslaves Many Particle System

Submitted to The Adult Physical Journal(APJNov 15


Mathematician Paul Erdös recently became boss of a distinguished group of particles. Their chaotic behavior was understood to be actually be “good, blurry, and resistant”, according to Erdös. “Yeah, there will be a time when my dirty little slaves will come around again. And when they do imma whip them out of line again!”

The constant volumed system contains a large number of, as Paul says, “dirty little particles”.

“Things get a little bit crazy when you add a lil’ heat to the system”, Paul says grinningly. “But they always seem to come back ’round”.

“When they cant handle their shit, they escape and flee from the rising pressure the other particles put on them to perform,” Erdös explained. “if they can’t handle the invariance of my flow they bounce out of my system.”

“It’s a wild ride over here, but all of them will obey my laws!”

Erdös can thank Poincaré for knowledge of this recurrence, “I am glad to be sitting on his shoulders. It means a lot to have my **** near his brain.”

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